Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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