Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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