It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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