Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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