I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
We don't watch enough power rangers
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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