If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
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rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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