So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
And the cops told us we were all naked.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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