D3 body, D1 cock
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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