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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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