So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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