There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This is my gift to your gina
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Randomize
