I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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