So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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