I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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