He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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