He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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