If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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