..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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