Got a toothbrush?
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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