Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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