its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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