I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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