i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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