My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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