Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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