We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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