That's intense
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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