At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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