He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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