U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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