And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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