My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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