one two three fourrrrnication!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Operation Purity has been aborted
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
