im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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