does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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