If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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