Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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