Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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