very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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