Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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