Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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