hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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