she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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