Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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