My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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