is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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