there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I forget how to act sober
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