I just cut my nipple shaving
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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