Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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