Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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