There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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