can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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