Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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