we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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