My friends, they love my intelligence
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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