Define "chronic" masturbator.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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