Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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